funny sentence

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!




I jumped on a homeless guy in a hole because that's how I roll.

wut to do for spring break

I plan to stay home for spring break and do the regular things I do everyday workout,sleep,and go to work and get that paper. I really enjoy just hanging out with my friends here and partying a little but not to much that will get me in trouble you know what I mean.

human interest story

The 14-year-old left her home in Idaho Springs, Colorado, about 10 a.m. August 16, 1983. When she wasn't back that afternoon, her family called police.

Miller normally jogged in a nearby park. Investigators say she may have been seen last talking with a man who was behind the wheel of a red pickup with a white camper top and out-of-state license plates.

Immediately after Miller's disappearance, many red pickups were stopped, but none could be linked to Miller's disappearance.

Miller was not carrying any cash or personal belongings. Family and friends say she always left a note for her parents if she planned to be gone long.

But on the day she vanished, Miller left no note, her family told police. She didn't take the money she earned babysitting. Her parents insisted she would not have left intentionally for such a long time.

Over the years, the Beth Miller case has taken many twists and turns. Most recently, a grand jury investigation was called in 2007, but no indictments were returned.

Several theories are still being investigated, but over the years, no clues have surfaced. No remains have been found that could be identified as Miller's.Police had suspicions that an Ohio man may have been involved in Miller's abduction, but he was never charged.

A serial killer from Mississippi claimed he had killed Beth Miller, but police dismissed the lead because his story didn't add up.

The most credible lead focused on a New Mexico man named Edward Apodaca, who is now dead. His former girlfriend claimed that she had helped him bury Miller in the mountains near Idaho Springs, but when police searched with cadaver dogs and excavated the area, no remains were found.

Several sightings of women thought to be Beth Miller have been reported. In 1995, a woman who was picked up by police in Tampa, Florida, claimed she was Beth Miller. Miller's family flew down to meet the woman, only to find that she was not their daughter.Bone fragments, deteriorated cloth and a single blond hair were found in Empire, Colorado, in 1994. These items could not be identified. When newer forensic techniques were developed along with DNA testing a decade later, police sent the evidence to the FBI lab.

"Those results were inconclusive and the bone fragments were identified as animal, not human remains," said Eagle County District Attorney Mark Hurlbert. "It is an open investigation, and with help from the public or tips, we may still be able to solve this case," Hurlbert said.

Miller's family members say they believe the theory that Edward Apodaca murdered Beth with the help of his girlfriend. But there is no corroborating evidence besides the statement of Apodaca's girlfriend.

Beth Miller would be 39 years old. She was described as 5 feet, 4 inches tall with blond hair, blue eyes and a mole over her right eyebrow. She was last seen wearing white jogging shorts, a blue T-shirt and running shoes.

dog world

HI, my name is smokey I am the youngest out of three. I had always loved going places and running very fast and just pretty much causing a little trouble at times but i never thought anything would go wrong until it happened.

It all started like a normal day me wakening up around 11:00 and having my big bowl of food and water filled up all the way,but sometimes I would wake up and have little food left because my brother and sister would already have been eating while i was sleeping.
It gets pretty boring in the yard after spending most of the time their so i jumped my fence and just started wondering around and after i ran about a block i started walking and thinking where i should go and if i can make new friends.I remember my mom telling me something about some other dogs around this neighborhood that are very mean and vicious but i knew i would never run into them. Until i finally turned into this neighborhood and their was some other dogs in a fence barking and telling me to get out their "Hood"and as soon as i was trying to leave they attacked me and I suffered many injuries and i never tried to leave my house without my parents permission.

christmas

I like the time of Christmas because all the family gets together and chill's for a while.The best of it tho is getting presents i think that's why people really like Christmas also at that time the weather is cold and sometimes even snowing and you know every kid likes to play in the snow until it all melts away.

Vs. TULIA

Today we play our last home game vs. Tulia and also it is Senior night. That means it is the seniors last time playing football at our stadium. I am really looking forward to playing in this game also even tho i still got more years ahead of me I am going to play like its one of my last games because football season is almost over and i really hate that.
I do feel pretty confident about this game because we are playing very good around this time and their record is not all that good but you can never judge them because they are looking forward to pull an upset. and I would hate that to happen at our last home game of the season,but like i said WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!!

halloween

I dont think they should ban the costumes because thats like one of the kids favorite holiday. You get candy for free and just because you dress up any way you want at the time and just act crazy and get away with it because everybody knows wuts up. aslo kids would not want that to get banned also.